Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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