Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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