the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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