Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like eating out sand paper
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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