I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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