I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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