its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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