what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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