You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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