Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I need moral support for this bender
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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