I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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