his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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