this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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