READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
