you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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