Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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