Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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