went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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