was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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