No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think my moral compass just broke
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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