Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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