Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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