i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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