id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You are a genius and a whore.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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