Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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