I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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