All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just want nice things and good sex
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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