im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So vagazzling was a success
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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