is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize