Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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