What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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