We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
