Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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