I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
this hospital has no fireball
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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