I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
im holly from the hills drunk
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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