i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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