You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i love accidental penises.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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