it's not cheating when I paid for it
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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