I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
