you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
