i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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