I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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