so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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