Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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