they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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