Ambien. No doubt about it.
Do vagina's smell?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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