big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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