We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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