It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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