it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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