I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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