Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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