Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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